Here's a cautionary tale for this modern life: the below anthem from The Key of Awesome! warns against the perils of tweeting before eating. A send up of Pet Shop Boys songs, it features "culinary paparazzi," a lobster and a cupcake posing like super models, and an unhappy ending. Next time you think, "it's unthinkable to dine out and not record it/Want the world to know I can fucking afford it," remember this tale.
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