Stephen Colbert took on the menacing teen trend of vodka-soaked tampons last night, taking care to warn parents that it's not just ladies taking part: "Boys are soaking tampons in vodka and literally getting drunk off their asses." Don't worry, kids, Colbert has some advice for you, also. If you absolutely must get drunk in this fashion, "For God's sake if you soak your tampons in tequila, don't salt the rim."
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