Whatever you do, don't give Tom Cruise food poisoning. Back in 2003, Lara Mitchell, an "award-winning farmer" from Australia, claims she was accused of poisoning Tom Cruise with bad shrimp while working at Scientology's headquarters in California. After an investigation, she was "removed from the property" and sentenced to "hard labor." Mitchell, a member of the church for 15 years, left soon thereafter. [Today Tonight via Atlantic]
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