The above illustrations by Lisa Hanawalt (click through for more) imagine a misbehaving Martha Stewart. Not sure about the Rachael Ray/Wolfgang Puck tramp stamp, but if we had Emeril Lagasse's phone number we'd probably drunk dial him, too.
· How We Can Tell Martha Stewart’s Drunk [Lisa Hanawalt via @lia]
· All Martha Stewart Coverage on Eater [-E-]